If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe

If the broken neon signs, shuttered storefronts, and sub-standard housing didnt tip you off, youve just wandered into the city of Undisclosed. You dont want to be caught dead here, because odds are you just might find yourself rising from the grave. That hasnt stopped tourists from visiting to check out the unusual phenomena that hangs around our town like radioactive fallout. Interdimensional parasites feeding on human hosts, paranormal cults worshipping demonic entities, vengeful teenage sorcerers, weve got it all.

Did I mention the possessed toy? Its a plastic football-sized egg thats supposed to hatch an adorable, colorful stuffed bird when a child feeds it through a synchronized smartphone app. Whats actually inside is an otherworldly monstrosity thats enticing impressionable wayward youth into murdering folks and depositing their body parts inside the egg as if its a hungry piggy bank to trigger the end of the world.

Thats where Dave, John, and Amy come in. They face supernatural threats so the rest of us dont have toand sometimes even earn a couple of bucks to so do. But between the bloody ritual sacrifices and soul-crushing nightmares, our trio realizes this apocalypse is way above their pay grade.

Hardcover, Oct 18th 2022