Excellent Excuses (And Other Good Stuff)

I can forget ALL about lessons (and irritating things like

Marcus Meldrew).

And concentrate on good stuff like:

Inventing new ways to annoy my sister Delia. (So many).

Band practice for DOGZOMBIES (with my mate Derek).

Watching TV and eating caramel wafers.

Eating caramel wafers and watching TV.

Excellent.

Unfortunately a couple of small problems called the dentist

and my big weirdo sister, Delia, seem to be getting in the way

of my BRILLIANT plans . . .